Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Are Basketball Fans Obsessed with John Wall?

Are college basketball fans obsessed with Kentucky freshman sensation John Wall?

Here are the first 3 signs that you might have a problem:

10. You contemplate whether or not you should buy a Kentucky #11 jersey for a player who you damn well know will be gone next May. In four months his jersey will be a collector's item but you don't care. You already are the proud owner of a St. Vincent-St. Mary High School jersey #23!

9. When someone asks you for your opinion on John Wall, you give them a long and detailed answer. When someone asks for your opinion on Patrick Patterson (Kentucky's second-leading scorer and a strong pro prospect in his own right), your expression goes blank and you say:

"Which one is he again?"

8. You actively root for your favorite NBA team (especially if your favorite team happens to be the Nets, Sixers, Clippers, T-Wolves, Wizards, or Grizzlies) to lose as many games as possible to get a better shot at landing Wall in next year's lottery draft.

Complete List of Top 10 Signs You are Obsessed with John Wall

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